The Ladle Theory

P-diddy · Subject: The Ladle Theory Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:46 pm

a guy is shown standing there stroking his cat with a ladle
another guy walks up to him
"what are you doing"

" why i'm rubbing my cat"

"ya, but uh.. what's up with the ladle?"

"silly rabbit, ladles can do anything!"

"what ?but ya i'm a boy-"

"-nvm that, i'm gonna show you the endless wonderalities of ladles!"

"fishing up soup, cleaning up after your dog, ...... "

It goes through a huge list of weird, odd, funny things with ladles that probably make no sense but in a way do...

the another guy is like " wow that's amazing!"

" oh but i didn't show you the best one yet! KILLING PEOPLE!!!!!"

and then the guy like kills the another guy with the ladle and it ends comedically leaving the audience with a happy feeling in their throats and livers

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Lost in solipsism
he then slowly pulls a lever
which sets off a mechanism
which does nothing whatsoever
but the nothing that it does
negates the everything we know
because it's screaming "Just because!"
because it's neither friend or foe
and so we label it a menace
or a grandiose work of art.
From its finale to its genesis
we slowly pull it all apart.
That's the beauty of it--
It doesn't do anything.

natalia13 · Subject: Re: The Ladle Theory Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:54 pm

rofl rofl rofl .... "cleaning up after your dog" hahahahahahahahaha Laughing

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Mondu · Subject: Re: The Ladle Theory Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:45 pm

It sounds hilarious and great, except for the killing part. Its awkwardly abrupt, u might want to think of a different way of going about it. Like before saying KILLING PPLE u hit him over the head, and then say it. Yeah, so, thats my idea. It is pretty funny tho, lol.

P-diddy · Subject: Re: The Ladle Theory Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:09 pm

Ooooooo.... excellent idea smithers....

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Lost in solipsism
he then slowly pulls a lever
which sets off a mechanism
which does nothing whatsoever
but the nothing that it does
negates the everything we know
because it's screaming "Just because!"
because it's neither friend or foe
and so we label it a menace
or a grandiose work of art.
From its finale to its genesis
we slowly pull it all apart.
That's the beauty of it--
It doesn't do anything.

Bleu · Subject: Re: The Ladle Theory Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:10 pm

lol... "eeexcelent"... "50 cents worth of tar-tar sause will save us millions of man-hours! let the fools have their tar-tar sauce."

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"All the world's a stage
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts."

- William Shakespeare's "As You Like It"

P-diddy · Subject: Re: The Ladle Theory Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:14 am

ok... who wants to be in it... Me and natalie already chose one person to be in it.. Her cat.. i don't exactly remember which one.. but she said it's nice and she/or he can be in the movie.. i'll probably borrow hardware wars from the library and steal the message from the end of it about the no harming of animals in this movie.. bla bla bla because it's a funny message and i wanna keep it alive.. I might cast myself as the ladle guy if no1 else acts it right.. and that way it'll be easier to film all of the scenes of what they're doing...

but in case somebody else wants to play the main part.. beware they'd have to be ready to come over maybe once or twice a day.. maybe once a a couple days or maybe once a week... i'll take my time with it and won't try shoving all the filming into one day... another actor (or 2) will also be needed and they'll just have to come once for the beginning and end scene

So AnYONe PleasE TelL me If YoU WanT to Be in ThE MoviE.. I'lL ProbablY TurN YoU DowN ThougH...Unless your in the cast i already decided in my head...

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Lost in solipsism
he then slowly pulls a lever
which sets off a mechanism
which does nothing whatsoever
but the nothing that it does
negates the everything we know
because it's screaming "Just because!"
because it's neither friend or foe
and so we label it a menace
or a grandiose work of art.
From its finale to its genesis
we slowly pull it all apart.
That's the beauty of it--
It doesn't do anything.

natalia13 · Subject: Re: The Ladle Theory Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:07 pm

lol wow i remember talking about this with pj a really long time ago

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push it to the limit.