Dear noble, wonderful, glorious Mr. Kidney,
We would be honored to be in association with the United Nerds Of America. Our monthly awareness videos would bring much fame to your great production studio. This wonderful proposition would benifit not only us, but you, and all the suffering people of the world; we could bring awarness to their pain. Please consider our request. We are humbled that we could even present this request to you, o great and worthy Mr. Kidney.
Thank you for your time. We would love to be in association with you and the United Nerds of America.
Your loyal fans,
Tessa Herring and Nicole James